Volume I: The Beginning

My name is Edgar Allen Poindexter, but everybody calls me Dex.  I am the accountant here at Slamtees.  Not an Enron type of accountant, more like a lemonade stand type.  If you called me a glorified order processor, I wouldn't disagree.  Just don't tell my mom.  She thinks I'm successful. 

But, unless you consider getting paid with coupon books and old calling cards to be successful, I am not.  Truth is---thanks to a traumatic incident involving me, a hand-me-down T-shirt three sizes too big, and my neighbor's swimming pool filter---I don't even wear T-shirts.  Haven't since the fifth grade.  So why me?

Somehow, in the spirit of doing more with less, the boss here at Slamtees decided to make me, a lowly order processor, into the official blogger.  When I pointed out my lack of journalistic qualifications and the probable extinction of my spare time, he chuckled, "It's only a blog!" 

My assignment then, as I understand it, is to keep you, our ever-expanding customer base, updated with info about the launch of our upcoming website, which will include the full catalog of our shockingly inappropriate yet undeniably witty T-shirts.

Because of the controversy generated here in the U.S. by Slamtees' early T-shirt designs, the operation was moved overseas. Last I heard, the boss had finally met up with his new artistic supervisor outside a small market somewhere in Nepal.  The two were planning to collaborate on new ideas, the boss generating hilarous text concepts and this new guy creating provocative artwork for our newest line of in-your-face T-shirts. 

When I later inquired about the obvious---website development and hosting arrangements---the boss brushed me off.  He assured me that the new site was in the works and would be up and taking orders in no time.  Then he abruptly hung up.  His subsequent email was truncated, and my attempt to reply was sent back as "undeliverable". 

Fortunately, I was able to retrieve most of the transmission which outlined his newest idea.  However, without explicit instructions regarding its final design and selling price, I decided to "leak" to the deserving public and our dedicated customers the newest Slamtees T-shirt design. 

Now available for purchase, and selling like hot state secrets, is our famed WIKILEAKS T-shirt.  Stay tuned for more updates.  Dex out.

Official "Wikileaks Shirt" Prelaunch Details!

Well its time for those details I was referring to about our upcoming launch!  We have decided to launch our BRAND NEW one-of-a-kind design EARLY to all the great folks following us on social media!  Get your orders in before your neighbor does and be the first guy on the block rockin the "Anonymously Leaked Wikileaks T-Shirt"!  It is available in Black, Grey, or White in sizes S-XXXL!  The entire world is talking about Wikileaks!  Now they'll talk about you!  Order yours now!  Only $20! FREE SHIPPING! Order yours below via Paypal!

Size

Small $17.80 Medium $17.80 Large $17.80 XL $17.80 XXL $20.47 XXXL $20.47

Color

Black Grey White

Welcome all!

Hello loyal fans/followers/twitterers/supporters!

We have chosen to establish this blog as our official "Hub" for now as our we get our official website built and launched!  If you follow us on Twitter or Facebook, you probably know who we are all too well.  For those of you who are new to Slamtees, we are the best up and coming T-Shirt site on the internets you've never heard of...until NOW that is.  We specialize in creating humorous shirts for your wearing pleasure.  Our shirts are scientifically proven* to make your pants look 500% nicer and your general appearance 1000% more appealing.  Our shirts break the ice and start the conversation so you don't have to!  Pick one of our unique shirts up today and watch the magic unfold next time you are out at a party or out with friends!  Every day at Slamtees we walk into work through the exit door saying "hello"...Thats just a testament to the fact that we do things differently here and you won't find creativity or cunning like this ANYwhere else on the web!  And for all of you who are looking to get involved more and support our unique skills, we are running a contest right now on our Facebook fan page, top prize includes a free shirt and $100!  Check it out for yourself!  Also, feel free to tweet with us and get some better insights into who we are, how we operate, and what makes us tick!  We will soon be going live with a brand new, one-of-a-kind, groundbreaking shirt for your wearing pleasure!  Thanks for checking us out and we look forward to getting to know you all and making you laugh in the future!

~Slamtees


*not actually scientifically proven